changed:
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Found funny, feeble, and farfetched stuff:

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|- YogaChampion - `"I am the           |By the time their number had dwindled |
|  serenest!"`                         |from fifty to eight, the other dwarves|
|                                      |had begun to suspect Hungry.          |
|- AwfulSimilies - `Her vocabulary was +--------------------------------------+
|  as bad as, like, whatever.`         || Reporter: Mr. Gandhi, what do you   |
|                                      |  think of Western civilization?      |
|- DeepishThoughts - `Home is where    || Gandhi: I think it would be a good  |
|  the house is.  Age 6`               |  idea.                               |
|                                      +--------------------------------------+
|- BunnyBurgers - an elaborate hoax    |"Bother," said the Borg, "We've       |
|                                      |assimilated Pooh."                    |
|  `"We're not using bunny stretcher or+--------------------------------------+
|  anything like that, Jansen replied  |Two cannibals are eating a clown.  One|
|  crisply.  "It's real bunny."`       |says to the other "Does this taste    |
|                                      |funny to you?"                        |
|  `"A hundred percent?"`              +--------------------------------------+
|                                      |It's frog-soup night, and two frogs   |
|  `"Yeah."`                           |are thrown into a pot of water.  One  |
|                                      |screams, "Help!  Help!  Let me out of |
|- HowToughIsChuckNorris - `Superman   |here!".  The second gasps and         |
|  owns a pair of Chuck Norris         |exclaims, "Oh my god, a talking frog!"|
|  pajamas.`                           +--------------------------------------+
|                                      |A self-addressed envelope would be    |
|- JPSartreCookBook - `"Rather, I      |addressed "Envelope".                 |
|  now seek a single recipe which will,+--------------------------------------+
|  by itself, embody the plight of man |Isn't making a smoking section in a   |
|  in a world ruled by an unfeeling    |restaurant like making a peeing       |
|  God, as well as providing the eater |section in a swimming pool?  -- george|
|  with at least one ingredient from   |carlin                                |
|  each of the four basic food         +--------------------------------------+
|  groups."`                           |what if it's unlucky to be            |
|                                      |superstitious?                        |
|- TablesTurned - `The arrest sent     +--------------------------------------+
|  shock waves throughout the          |Two termites walk into a bar, and one |
|  heterosexual community, as one of   |says to the other, "Hey is the bar    |
|  its most popular icons revived old  |tender here?"                         |
|  stereotypes that surround the       +--------------------------------------+
|  heterosexual lifestyle.`            |A little girl goes into a pet show and|
|                                      |asks for a wabbit.  The shop keeper   |
|- PoorWording - `Our bikinis are      |looks down at her, smiles and says,   |
|  exciting.  They are simply the      |"Would you like a lovely fluffy little|
|  tops.`                              |white rabbit, or a cutesy wootesly    |
|                                      |little brown rabbit?"  "Actually",    |
|- AccidentReports - `The telephone    |says the little girl, "I don't think  |
|  pole was approaching, I was         |my python would notice."              |
|  attempting to swerve out of its way +--------------------------------------+
|  when it struck the front end.`      |Two muffins are sitting in an oven,   |
|                                      |baking.  One says to the other, "sure |
|- MenAndWomen - `"No!" says Roger,    |is hot in here, huh?"  and the other  |
|  glad to finally know the correct    |exclaims, "Holy cow, a talking muffin!|
|  answer.`                            |`(sounds stangely familiar, ay?-)`    |
|                                      +--------------------------------------+
|- CrossExamination - `So, then it is  || To do is to be.  - Descartes        |
|  possible that the patient was alive || To be is to do.  - Voltaire         |
|  when you began the autopsy?`        || Doo be doo be doo.  - Frank Sinatra |
|                                      +--------------------------------------+
|- WhosOnFirst - `Now on the St. Louis |A Zen monk walks up to a hotdog vendor|
|  team, Who's on first, What's on     |and says "make me one with            |
|  second, I Don't Know is on third.`  |everything."                          |
|                                      |                                      |
|- OfficialWhich - `"What's a Which?"  |`[that's the commonly known part -    |
|  asked Milo, releasing Tock and      |in its entirety.  there's a           |
|  stepping a little closer.`          |lesser-known follow-on...]`           |
|                                      |                                      |
|                                      |... The monk gets the hot dog and pays|
|- ComicCharacterTagLines - `Don't take|with a ten.  After several moments    |
|  life so serious, it ain't nohow     |waiting, he says to the vendor, "i was|
|  permanent. - Pogo`                  |expecting change", and the vendor     |
|                                      |says, "You of all people should know, |
|- OpticalIllusion - give it a moment  |change comes from within."            |
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   *Ribbon's Dream*