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Found funny, feeble, and farfetched stuff:
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By the time their number had dwindled from fifty to eight, the other dwarves had begun to suspect Hungry. |
Reporter: Mr. Gandhi, what do you
think of Western civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good
idea.
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| "Bother," said the Borg, "We've assimilated Pooh." | |
| Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?" | |
| It's frog-soup night, and two frogs are thrown into a pot of water. One screams, "Help! Help! Let me out of here!". The second gasps and exclaims, "Oh my god, a talking frog!" | |
| A self-addressed envelope would be addressed "Envelope". | |
| Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? -- george carlin | |
| what if it's unlucky to be superstitious? | |
| Two termites walk into a bar, and one says to the other, "Hey is the bar tender here?" | |
| A little girl goes into a pet show and asks for a wabbit. The shop keeper looks down at her, smiles and says, "Would you like a lovely fluffy little white rabbit, or a cutesy wootesly little brown rabbit?" "Actually", says the little girl, "I don't think my python would notice." | |
| Two muffins are sitting in an oven, baking. One says to the other, "sure is hot in here, huh?" and the other exclaims, "Holy cow, a talking muffin! (sounds stangely familiar, ay?-) | |
To do is to be. - Descartes
To be is to do. - Voltaire
Doo be doo be doo. - Frank Sinatra
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A Zen monk walks up to a hotdog vendor and says "make me one with everything." [that's the commonly known part - in its entirety. there's a lesser-known follow-on...] ... The monk gets the hot dog and pays with a ten. After several moments waiting, he says to the vendor, "i was expecting change", and the vendor says, "You of all people should know, change comes from within." |
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