Cross Examination

    Practicing law.

    Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for breathing?
    A: No.

    Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    A: No.

    Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

    Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
    A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.