Accident Reports

    Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

    Actual accident reports that were filed for insurance claims.

    The telephone pole was approaching, I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end.

    The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

    The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

    I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

    I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

    A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

    I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

    In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

    I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

    To avoid hitting the bumper on the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

    My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

    An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

    I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.

    I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

    The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him

    I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

    I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

    Coming uhome, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.