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Accident Reports

by Ken Manheimer last modified Jul 20, 2011 04:58 PM
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This is list of actual accident reports, filed for insurance claims.

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

The telephone pole was approaching, I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper on the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him

I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

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